Sometimes I get these crazy cravings. Today I wanted coffee flavored ice cream. The other day I wanted McDonald's french fries and vanilla ice cream. I had dreams about dipping my fries in the ice cream. Oh...and then there are days when I want cookies. Any kind of cookie! Choc chip, M&M, oatmeal raisin, peanut butter, sugar, coconut, choc chip muffie, butterscotch and peanut butter (visit your local 7/11 for a mix of two diff types of cookies)....
My cravings have been so strong that they scare me. I wake up out of my sleep wanting to eat! As I was thinking of coffee flavored ice cream today...I thought FML...I might be pregnant...but y'all know my baby dont want no babies. So what could it be? And POW! I had an epiphany!
I'm fat!
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